"10 Questions

- What is your favorite word?
- Yes.
 
- What is your least favorite word?
- Sweet and “castration”.
 
- What turns you on?
- Woman. All kinds of.
 
- What turns you off?
- Woman. All kinds of.

- What sound do you love?
- Autumn rain hitting the grass.

- What sound do you hate?
- Dental drilling machine.

- What is your favorite curse word?
- Jesus fucking Christ.

- What profession other than yours would you like to     attempt?
- Fly. Pilot in 160th SOAR maybe.

- What profession would you not like to do?
- Corporate jobs.

- If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say   when you arrive at the pearly gates?
- May I see some ID?"